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SWZA posted on
Posted at 2009-06-01 06:28:17 in response to Shay

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Half for the nod to KoQ. Half for general awesomeness and hilarity and spot-on phrases like, "Really, you shouldn't have."
SWZA posted on Disco Duck
Posted at 2009-05-28 12:12:36 in response to Candice

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I can't watch this because I rarely forget anything and don't want to use up vital space in my head. I can tell just by looking at the still that those goddamn shiny striped pants will haunt me for at least the next day or so. That said, Disco Duck will only ever be a sad, second-place reminder of how the Rick Dees experience managed to taint the perfect cinematic creation that is Meatballs. Elmer fucking Bernstein in charge of music, and that steaming turd becomes the theme music. God damn you, Rick Dees.
SWZA posted on If You Want to Destroy My Snuggie
Posted at 2009-05-28 12:02:10 in response to Candice

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Ha. I just got the title. Nice one. I loved the Nails, no doubt. But Trent Reznor wouldn't be Trent Reznor if he didn't believe in his Marilyn Manson-inspired dark heart that he couldn't ever dream of touching the lace trim on the petticoats of someone as ungodly talented in every facet of music and its production decade after decade, like Prince. Rivers, Weezer and parsnips all fall under the same heading in my book: 'K, if That's All You've Got
SWZA posted on Casting Call
Posted at 2009-05-08 14:55:20 in response to Shay

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Glad you could factor in the subtle distinctions between me and Flav, and assign our Muppets accordingly. Damn right, I'm Statler!
SWZA posted on Smoke and Furors
Posted at 2009-05-06 05:37:04 in response to Sam Dingman

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Surely you are not remotely surprised to find that Hypocrite Radio doesn't practice what it preaches. There are those who are hysterical fear-mongers wishing to control through terror. And those who buy into it and cannot justify their miserable lives without it. And then there's the rest of us. The hilarity for me the last 100-some odd days is that a-holes like that king of a-holes don't have power when the currency is intelligence and diplomacy. Yeah, stick with that plan, failures. I'm booking my vacation to Cuba.
SWZA posted on Oh god oh god oh god oh god
Posted at 2009-05-05 07:56:40 in response to Winston Smith

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I'll bring salt and vinegar crisps, and Queen's Greatest Hits.
SWZA posted on Dispatches from the Holy Land - Earth Hour in Tel Aviv
Posted at 2009-04-27 10:40:25 in response to Shay

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Bald Guy, FTW
SWZA posted on Learning is Fun!
Posted at 2009-04-21 08:24:57 in response to Shay

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Did Wet Willy confess to every single prank committed in elementary school? A school in the greater Haight-Ashbury area, considering the gear on the waterER.
SWZA posted on Seen on a Midnight Run to Pathmark
Posted at 2009-04-17 14:38:06 in response to Gerrit

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Maybe the "shady" is a nod to the fact that people exist who are so befuddled by the recipe for meatballs that S.Brook Farms is readily admitting that it's fucking retarded to buy that shit ready-made.
SWZA posted on Dead Prez
Posted at 2009-04-17 14:34:07 in response to Gerrit

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Mother fucker was 350 pounds, isn't all that puking and shitting standard once your digestive tract puts its foot down? The immunity to morphine is pretty impressive. And strychnine kills the shit out of everything else on Earth, except that guy's ass germs. Kind of ironic that FDR was in a wheelchair and he was more mobile than Mount McKinley.

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