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Shay posted on Strange Days
Posted at 2010-03-11 16:58:12 in response to Shay

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And yet THEY are allowed to steal all the books in the world and put moustaches on them (as is my understanding of the Google Books agreement) I'm literally angry with rage!
Shay posted on Another List of Words
Posted at 2010-03-10 07:44:26 in response to DJ Flav

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A glossary for the unenlightened: Abulia – early variant of “Booyah!” Benthos – the fifth musketeer Cete – to give up one’s rights or position in exchange for all the tea in China Distichous – a person with two ‘staches Exergue – a vestigial external tongue Fraktur – a frankfurter for people opposed to fur Gravid – covered in gravy Hypocorism – a doctrine promoting the appointment of hippopotami to all senior governmental positions Invidious – very insidious Jacal – a French jackal Kohl – half a kohlrabi Legatee – a goatee grown on one’s leg Mendacious – reminiscent of Howie Mandel Neroli – an Italian pastry Ort – Mork’s home planet Peccant – an insect that commits venial sins Quinate – to impregnate someone with quintuplets Rebus – one of the founders of Rome Suint – a suit made out of lint Talion – The Talon’s sidekick Uxorious – ubiquitously luxurious Valgus – “Vulgar Gus”, a derogatory term commonly used around Portland, Oregon. Witenagemot - a thingamabob
Shay posted on There You Go Again
Posted at 2010-03-09 12:12:29 in response to Gerrit

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A glossary for the unenlightened: Ausgezeichnet - a fishing net designed to capture Ausgezeichs Barrister - a babrbed banister Barton Fink - someone who rats out Mischa Barton Crankshaft - an eccentric person's penis Dardanelles - what hobbits call their testicles Dyspeptic - Someone who cannot injest Pepsi Estes Kefauver - manufacturer and marketer of skin care, cosmetics, perfume and hair care products Hollandaise - the state your are in five minutes after arriving in Amsterdam Klickitat - an epithet addressed to one of the hosts of "Car Talk" Op/Ed - transsexual talking horse Petion - a sort of atom kept as a pet Ratatat - Ratatouille's younger brother Segue - Feudal lord There - misspelling of "Three" Türkoğlu - Glow-in-the-dark citizen of the former Ottoman Empire.
Shay posted on The Dark Horse
Posted at 2010-03-08 18:13:04 in response to Gerrit

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I know a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can work your way through a Chamber of Secrets for $20.
Shay posted on Nooze Roundup
Posted at 2010-03-08 12:23:55 in response to Shay

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Hey, don't shoot the messenger...
Shay posted on The Dark Horse
Posted at 2010-03-08 12:21:16 in response to Gerrit

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I never trusted those Al-Gore-rhythms, I mean, the dude clearly can't dance...
Shay posted on 82nd Annual Oscar Cocktails
Posted at 2010-03-04 17:36:02 in response to Gerrit

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And real Guavatar should be made with Unobtainium.
Shay posted on 82nd Annual Oscar Cocktails
Posted at 2010-03-04 12:04:55 in response to Gerrit

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You forgot to mention that Sam spits into every single glass of Heaven-Up, while muttering angrily to himself.
Shay posted on Rocky Raccoon
Posted at 2010-02-23 10:03:03 in response to Gerrit

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If you read the full story you'll see it actually means no "makin' babies" after 5 P.M. because the noise tends to wake up the babies that already got made...
Shay posted on Rocky Raccoon
Posted at 2010-02-23 04:01:01 in response to Gerrit

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In the background - a Kindle, a toenail trimmer, a beer bottle cap, and a Wii controller. Yup, it must be Gerrit's place.

Shay
first appeared on 2log at 2009-01-23 16:59:15 GMT-06:00
An artist's rendition of Shay with a 'stache