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A glossary for the unenlightened:
Ausgezeichnet - a fishing net designed to capture Ausgezeichs
Barrister - a babrbed banister
Barton Fink - someone who rats out Mischa Barton
Crankshaft - an eccentric person's penis
Dardanelles - what hobbits call their testicles
Dyspeptic - Someone who cannot injest Pepsi
Estes Kefauver - manufacturer and marketer of skin care, cosmetics, perfume and hair care products
Hollandaise - the state your are in five minutes after arriving in Amsterdam
Klickitat - an epithet addressed to one of the hosts of "Car Talk"
Op/Ed - transsexual talking horse
Petion - a sort of atom kept as a pet
Ratatat - Ratatouille's younger brother
Segue - Feudal lord
There - misspelling of "Three"
Türkoğlu - Glow-in-the-dark citizen of the former Ottoman Empire.
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I know a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can work your way through a Chamber of Secrets for $20.
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Shay posted on Nooze Roundup
Posted at 2010-03-08 12:23:55 in response to Shay
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Hey, don't shoot the messenger...
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I never trusted those Al-Gore-rhythms,
I mean, the dude clearly can't dance...
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And real Guavatar should be made with Unobtainium.
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You forgot to mention that Sam spits into every single glass of Heaven-Up, while muttering angrily to himself.
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If you read the full story you'll see it actually means no "makin' babies" after 5 P.M. because the noise tends to wake up the babies that already got made...
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In the background - a Kindle, a toenail trimmer, a beer bottle cap, and a Wii controller. Yup, it must be Gerrit's place.
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What do you expect from a movie written by Katherine Fugate (pronouced "fugg it").
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Sorry, I meant to write "I rest my case."
It was just a typo.
Boy, if I had a nipple for every time that's happened...
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