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Shay posted on Strange Days
Posted at 2010-03-11 16:58:12 in response to Shay
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And yet THEY are allowed to steal all the books in the world and put moustaches on them (as is my understanding of the Google Books agreement)
I'm literally angry with rage!
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A glossary for the unenlightened:
Abulia – early variant of “Booyah!”
Benthos – the fifth musketeer
Cete – to give up one’s rights or position in exchange for all the tea in China
Distichous – a person with two ‘staches
Exergue – a vestigial external tongue
Fraktur – a frankfurter for people opposed to fur
Gravid – covered in gravy
Hypocorism – a doctrine promoting the appointment of hippopotami to all senior governmental positions
Invidious – very insidious
Jacal – a French jackal
Kohl – half a kohlrabi
Legatee – a goatee grown on one’s leg
Mendacious – reminiscent of Howie Mandel
Neroli – an Italian pastry
Ort – Mork’s home planet
Peccant – an insect that commits venial sins
Quinate – to impregnate someone with quintuplets
Rebus – one of the founders of Rome
Suint – a suit made out of lint
Talion – The Talon’s sidekick
Uxorious – ubiquitously luxurious
Valgus – “Vulgar Gus”, a derogatory term commonly used around Portland, Oregon.
Witenagemot - a thingamabob
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A glossary for the unenlightened:
Ausgezeichnet - a fishing net designed to capture Ausgezeichs
Barrister - a babrbed banister
Barton Fink - someone who rats out Mischa Barton
Crankshaft - an eccentric person's penis
Dardanelles - what hobbits call their testicles
Dyspeptic - Someone who cannot injest Pepsi
Estes Kefauver - manufacturer and marketer of skin care, cosmetics, perfume and hair care products
Hollandaise - the state your are in five minutes after arriving in Amsterdam
Klickitat - an epithet addressed to one of the hosts of "Car Talk"
Op/Ed - transsexual talking horse
Petion - a sort of atom kept as a pet
Ratatat - Ratatouille's younger brother
Segue - Feudal lord
There - misspelling of "Three"
Türkoğlu - Glow-in-the-dark citizen of the former Ottoman Empire.
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I know a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can work your way through a Chamber of Secrets for $20.
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Shay posted on Nooze Roundup
Posted at 2010-03-08 12:23:55 in response to Shay
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Hey, don't shoot the messenger...
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I never trusted those Al-Gore-rhythms,
I mean, the dude clearly can't dance...
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And real Guavatar should be made with Unobtainium.
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You forgot to mention that Sam spits into every single glass of Heaven-Up, while muttering angrily to himself.
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If you read the full story you'll see it actually means no "makin' babies" after 5 P.M. because the noise tends to wake up the babies that already got made...
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In the background - a Kindle, a toenail trimmer, a beer bottle cap, and a Wii controller. Yup, it must be Gerrit's place.
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