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What with all the Thanksgiving cheer and Movember merriness, I thought it was high time to stir things up a little here at the 2log. Hence, allow me to share my hatred of nature's foulest creatures, a threat to our national security and an insult to all beings with eyes. I speak, of course, of the King of Queens.
I would just love to drop the proverbial hammer on all the Doug Heffernans that have invaded our planet. It is a rarely known fact that Kevin James, or Kevin George Knipfing, is actually a mutant lizard that glues UPS shorts to himself to lure in stupid little scientologists and old comedians before killing their careers in cold blood. If you are still not convinced, allow me to quote from the Bible:
The King Of Queens, though it lasteth for nine seasons, yet did not make a single funny joke -- unclean it is to you.
TV-Guidicus 11:5
So you see, The King of Queens is not only dangerous and an affront to humanity, but he apparently does not bathe as well. That is why I'm asking you to join me in ridding our precious earth of this cursed beast.
Will we succeed?
YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
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