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Jenny McCarthy also has a special room to poop in, but then she carries her poop around with her everywhere.
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Carmen Electra posted on Maroudacrow
Posted at 2009-08-20 13:49:12 in response to Gerrit
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God damn it, McCarthy, can you go five minutes without mentioning crap?
All that ever comes out of your mouth is crap, crap, crap. Just like when we were making "Dirty Love" and every single scene you said, "oo, this could use another poop joke!" Of course, when I mentioned we could do a little riff on Baudelaire's "Les Fleurs Du Mal" by having my character exclaim, "Ce jeu féroce et ridicule,
Quand doit-il finir?" you said it wasn't funny and no one will get it.
Well, so what? What's wrong with a little refinement? A little class? is that too much to ask for, you skanky mega-bitch sperm-dumpster?
I'm a classy girl!
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Carmen Electra posted on Maroudacrow
Posted at 2009-08-20 12:11:31 in response to Gerrit
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That dude on the left looks like Jenny McCarthy without makeup
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Carmen Electra posted on Screw It
Posted at 2009-08-18 04:15:10 in response to Mark
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Yes, my boobs ARE sexy. Stop riding my coattails, skank!
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You know, this kind of makes sense, I think Jenny McCarthy evolved (or devolved) from camels because she craps all over herself ALL THE TIME!
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If Jenny McCarthy died they would have played: "ding dong the witch is dead," only they wouldn't have exactly said "witch" if you know what I mean.
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Michael was a close personal friend and I won't have you mock him.
Now Jenny McCarthy, on the other hand...
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What's the matter, McCarthy, forget how to spell "Mary"? What happened, did you get a vaccine?
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I've heard there's an image of the virgin Mary on Jenny McCarthy's butt, but no one really knows for sure cause no one wants to look at it. I heard one guy tried and his face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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- I'm so old and wrinkled and decrepit.
- Is that you, mom?
- for a second I thought you were Jenny McCarthy.
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