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A Google All the Internets
Posted by Gerrit at 2008-06-10 10:58:04

Gore invented the internet.  Bush discovered myriad internets when most of us only knew one.  Would any other politician in Washington prove themselves to be so l33t?

Welcome to the John McCainternet.  Just yesterday, he was asked about his vice presidential search.

"You know, basically it's a Google," he said to laughter at a fund-raising luncheon when asked how the selection process was going. "What you can find out now on the Internet -- it's remarkable."

Sorry, Mac, they were laughing at you.  If anybody had ever said that phrase to me, I would be concerned they'd suffered irreparable damage to their cerebral cortex.  Way to try and be hip and savvy, but instead remind people of the fact that you're several times older than the internet.

Oh, maybe he was using thegoogle!

To be a grammar Nazi, the proper sentence structure would be:

  • Noun: You know, basically it's a Google search.
  • Verb: You know, basically it's just Googling.  (Note the use of a gerund, you septuagenarian relic)

It's comforting to know he's opposed to net neutrality even though he's clearly baffled by the concept of a basic search.

Fortunately, some lefties out there have drawn up plans for dropping a Google bomb on McCain.  Not that he'd ever see it.


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OneWebDay
Posted by Gerrit at 2008-06-25 22:10:14


One visualization of the internet

Mark your calendars for OneWebDay (Sept. 22nd), a holiday celebrating the internet and organize localized activism on its behalf.  The folks organizing the invited me to write a blog entry as part of a blogger parade leading up to the event.

The internets are still in their infancy, and they're going to undergo major changes over our lifetime.  As it changes, activists are hoping it will remain "free."  But nobody agrees on the definition of free.  The geek community believe keeping the net free requires government enforcement of the principles of net neutrality, which I tried and failed to 2log about previously.  Some libertarian types believe that keeping the internet unregulated and subject to the whim of free markets is the definition of free.  (For the record, I fall somewhere in the middle.)

The important takeaway from this is that the internet is a highly personalized experience.  Each person's definition of the internet is shaped by the specific way he or she uses it.  It can be used to read, write, or 'rithmetic.  It's become a powerful channel wherein it becomes all things to all people.  To me, a free internet is the one which most efficiently provides the most people with the experience they seek.

My use of the internet is probably different from 99% of the other internet users.  My experience with the internet most closely resembles that of a gearhead.  I like looking under the hood.  I like understanding how it works on the packet level.  I like tinkering.  I like finding the hiccups and building tools to fix them.  I like building things from scratch (spam filters, blog software, assorted web gizmos) when perfectly good solutions already exist.  I like creating a fully independent island within the ever-fluctuating sea of the hypertubes.

Running a small, independent web server as a hobbyist, my freedom on the net is probably the most threatened by upcoming changes to the internet.  Increasingly, the amount of work necessary to run a website is more than a single hobbyist can handle.  SEO, fighting spam, backend maintenance, data analytics, and performance optimization are just a handful of the challenges I wrestle with.  More crop up daily.  Increasing governmental regulation threatens to dump legal liability onto my plate.  If AT&T gets its way, I'll likely have to pay extra money to connect my machine to the information superhighway.  The hobbyist like me will eventually drown, and my experience with the internet may eventually become impossible.

Can this experience be preserved?  Maybe.  Can the open nature of the web allow me to share my experience of how I've taken advantage of the open nature of the web?  Yes.


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It All Slips Away
Posted by Gerrit at 2008-09-30 09:42:21

Can we have a bailout for technologies?  Lookit all the gizmos what are revolting against their human masters:

This is what happens when technology moves too fast fer its own good.


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Peak Technology
Posted by Gerrit at 2008-11-13 14:41:54

With the computer generation aging, here's an interesting point.  We've probably reached the point (or will soon reach the point) where kids are not teaching their parents about tech, but that parents are teaching their kids.  It used to be that Mom and Pop would ask little Billy how to turn on a computer.  Now, Mom and Pop are showing little Billy how to enable video gChat.  Weird.

Hitting peak technology... just another day in Joe Biden's America.


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Jobs... Mark It!
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-01-06 13:30:18

I finally figured out the headline I would use in conjunction with Steve Jobs' failing health:

An Apple Payday Doesn't Keep the Doctor Away


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All The Human Race are Belong to Us
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-04-06 21:52:11

CRIPES AND SCUTTLEBUTT!  

Not only are the machines rising, but we have no way to escape them!

Build forts.


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TXT FTW
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-05-21 10:28:13

A Fox station in Hotlanta published a list of 50 "common" text message acronyms for parents to watch out for.  See how many you can guess in the comments, then peek at the answers.

When you read the real answers, you'll find out that today's youth are apparently:

  1. Randy
  2. Afraid their parents are in the room
  3. Fond of leather (whoops... I spoiled FOL for you)

What the kids text How the iPhone bawdlerizes it My (usually incorrect) guess as to what it means
8    eight
1337    one thousand three hundred thirty seven
143    one hundred forty three
182    one hundred eighty two
459    four hundred fifty nine
1174    one thousand one hundred seventy four
420    four hundred twenty
ADR    at [the] driving range
ASL ask  American Sign Language
Banana    a kind of fruit
CD9 or Code 9    listening to 9 CDs or let's go watch Plan 9 from Outer Space on a DVD not from our region
DUM dun  I'm not smart enough to spell correctly
DUSL dual  Don't Use Sign Language (also DUASL)
FB dj  Facebook
     no comment
FMLTWIA    For My Landlord, This Will Identify Asbestos
FOL gol Freedom Or Liberty
GNOC    short for gnocchi
GYPO hypo  a bad deal-o
IAYM    I Am Your Mother
IF/IB if/in In France / Belgium (when standing on the border)
IIT    I'm In Tunisia
ILF/MD old/ms  I Like Farmers and Medical Doctors
IMEZRU    I Mostly Entertain Zebras and Rabid Unicorns
IWSN    I Want Some Naan
J/O    Justice / Order
KFY or K4Y    Keep Four Yachts
Kitty   a small feline
KPC    Kentucky Poached Chicken
MorF    onomotopaeic -- getting squished
LMIRL    Last May I Roasted Lions
MOOS    onomotopaeic -- hanging with cows
WYCM    What's Your Craziest Memory?
MOS mid  onomotopaeic -- hanging with Mos Def
MPFB    My Peep's Facebook
NALOPKT    Nuts! All's Lost! Our Plan: Kick Tony [Danza]
NIFOC   Now I'm Following the OC
NMU nmh  No More University
P911    Prank 911
PAL    a friend
PAW    a part of a dog's leg
PIR pie  shorthand for pierogie
POS    Part Of Speech
PRON peon  porn, you peon
Q2C    Queen to Commoner (used to start official British communiques)
RU/18   a discount abortion pill
RUH rug  Right Under Here
S2R    Strolling to Railroad
SorG    onomotopaeic -- getting squished
TDTM term  That's Dyno-mite, Thin Man!


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Before and After: The Internet
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-05-22 12:13:27

Part 1: The Dream

Part 2: The Reality


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Yet Another Reason I'm a PC
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-05-29 11:25:23

Just like the guy below... 10 years from now, a lot of people will look back and wonder why they ever thought Justin Long embodied "cool."


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Filed Under: techmologies, celebrities, sticking my thumb in the face of all my apple friends
GFail
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-09-01 18:07:47

Google Fail Whale

Gmail, apparently attempting to compete with Twitter, went down for a spell today.  Thus goeth the old saying:

When Google's down, no work gets done

When Twitter's down, work gets done

When 2log goes down, old man Jenkins runs down from his shack and throws fro-yo at passing autocarriages

Just to clarify, I do not and never shall believe that Twitter exists.


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