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Gore invented the internet. Bush discovered myriad internets when most of us only knew one. Would any other politician in Washington prove themselves to be so l33t?
Welcome to the John McCainternet. Just yesterday, he was asked about his vice presidential search.
"You know, basically it's a Google," he said to laughter at a fund-raising luncheon when asked how the selection process was going. "What you can find out now on the Internet -- it's remarkable."
Sorry, Mac, they were laughing at you. If anybody had ever said that phrase to me, I would be concerned they'd suffered irreparable damage to their cerebral cortex. Way to try and be hip and savvy, but instead remind people of the fact that you're several times older than the internet.
Oh, maybe he was using thegoogle!
To be a grammar Nazi, the proper sentence structure would be:
- Noun: You know, basically it's a Google search.
- Verb: You know, basically it's just Googling. (Note the use of a gerund, you septuagenarian relic)
It's comforting to know he's opposed to net neutrality even though he's clearly baffled by the concept of a basic search.
Fortunately, some lefties out there have drawn up plans for dropping a Google bomb on McCain. Not that he'd ever see it.
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techmologies, internets
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One visualization of the internet
Mark your calendars for OneWebDay (Sept. 22nd), a holiday celebrating the internet and organize localized activism on its behalf. The folks organizing the invited me to write a blog entry as part of a blogger parade leading up to the event.
The internets are still in their infancy, and they're going to undergo major changes over our lifetime. As it changes, activists are hoping it will remain "free." But nobody agrees on the definition of free. The geek community believe keeping the net free requires government enforcement of the principles of net neutrality, which I tried and failed to 2log about previously. Some libertarian types believe that keeping the internet unregulated and subject to the whim of free markets is the definition of free. (For the record, I fall somewhere in the middle.)
The important takeaway from this is that the internet is a highly personalized experience. Each person's definition of the internet is shaped by the specific way he or she uses it. It can be used to read, write, or 'rithmetic. It's become a powerful channel wherein it becomes all things to all people. To me, a free internet is the one which most efficiently provides the most people with the experience they seek.
My use of the internet is probably different from 99% of the other internet users. My experience with the internet most closely resembles that of a gearhead. I like looking under the hood. I like understanding how it works on the packet level. I like tinkering. I like finding the hiccups and building tools to fix them. I like building things from scratch (spam filters, blog software, assorted web gizmos) when perfectly good solutions already exist. I like creating a fully independent island within the ever-fluctuating sea of the hypertubes.
Running a small, independent web server as a hobbyist, my freedom on the net is probably the most threatened by upcoming changes to the internet. Increasingly, the amount of work necessary to run a website is more than a single hobbyist can handle. SEO, fighting spam, backend maintenance, data analytics, and performance optimization are just a handful of the challenges I wrestle with. More crop up daily. Increasing governmental regulation threatens to dump legal liability onto my plate. If AT&T gets its way, I'll likely have to pay extra money to connect my machine to the information superhighway. The hobbyist like me will eventually drown, and my experience with the internet may eventually become impossible.
Can this experience be preserved? Maybe. Can the open nature of the web allow me to share my experience of how I've taken advantage of the open nature of the web? Yes.
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techmologies, internets,
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A Fox station in Hotlanta published a list of 50 "common" text message acronyms for parents to watch out for. See how many you can guess in the comments, then peek at the answers.
When you read the real answers, you'll find out that today's youth are apparently:
- Randy
- Afraid their parents are in the room
- Fond of leather (whoops... I spoiled FOL for you)
| What the kids text |
How the iPhone bawdlerizes it |
My (usually incorrect) guess as to what it means
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| 8 |
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eight |
| 1337 |
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one thousand three hundred thirty seven
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| 143 |
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one hundred forty three
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| 182 |
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one hundred eighty two
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| 459 |
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four hundred fifty nine
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| 1174 |
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one thousand one hundred seventy four
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| 420 |
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four hundred twenty
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| ADR |
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at [the] driving range
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| ASL |
ask |
American Sign Language
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| Banana |
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a kind of fruit
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| CD9 or Code 9 |
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listening to 9 CDs or let's go watch Plan 9 from Outer Space on a DVD not from our region
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| DUM |
dun |
I'm not smart enough to spell correctly
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| DUSL |
dual |
Don't Use Sign Language (also DUASL)
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| FB |
dj |
Facebook |
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no comment
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| FMLTWIA |
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For My Landlord, This Will Identify Asbestos
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| FOL |
gol |
Freedom Or Liberty
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| GNOC |
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short for gnocchi
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| GYPO |
hypo |
a bad deal-o
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| IAYM |
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I Am Your Mother
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| IF/IB |
if/in |
In France / Belgium (when standing on the border)
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| IIT |
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I'm In Tunisia
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| ILF/MD |
old/ms |
I Like Farmers and Medical Doctors |
| IMEZRU |
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I Mostly Entertain Zebras and Rabid Unicorns |
| IWSN |
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I Want Some Naan
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| J/O |
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Justice / Order
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| KFY or K4Y |
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Keep Four Yachts
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| Kitty |
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a small feline
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| KPC |
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Kentucky Poached Chicken
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| MorF |
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onomotopaeic -- getting squished
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| LMIRL |
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Last May I Roasted Lions |
| MOOS |
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onomotopaeic -- hanging with cows
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| WYCM |
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What's Your Craziest Memory?
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| MOS |
mid |
onomotopaeic -- hanging with Mos Def
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| MPFB |
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My Peep's Facebook
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| NALOPKT |
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Nuts! All's Lost! Our Plan: Kick Tony [Danza]
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| NIFOC |
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Now I'm Following the OC
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| NMU |
nmh |
No More University
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| P911 |
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Prank 911
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| PAL |
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a friend |
| PAW |
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a part of a dog's leg
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| PIR |
pie |
shorthand for pierogie
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| POS |
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Part Of Speech
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| PRON |
peon |
porn, you peon
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| Q2C |
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Queen to Commoner (used to start official British communiques)
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| RU/18 |
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a discount abortion pill
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| RUH |
rug |
Right Under Here
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| S2R |
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Strolling to Railroad
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| SorG |
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onomotopaeic -- getting squished
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| TDTM |
term |
That's Dyno-mite, Thin Man!
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techmologies, cunning linguistics, male sexuality, female sexuality
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Gmail, apparently attempting to compete with Twitter, went down for a spell today. Thus goeth the old saying:
When Google's down, no work gets done
When Twitter's down, work gets done
When 2log goes down, old man Jenkins runs down from his shack and throws fro-yo at passing autocarriages
Just to clarify, I do not and never shall believe that Twitter exists.
Filed Under:
techmologies
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What?
The next contest ends in:
2010-09-17 16:00:00 GMT-06:00
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2 + 2 = 5 by Winston Smith
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2 CDs by DJ Flav
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