How to compliment people

"He sure is a stand up character, and his comments always make it through moderation."

"That man's clean shorts sparkle like the sun."

"Her nails could sharpen a lesser woman's nails."

"His prowess in the kitchen is matched only by the roominess of his luggage."

"You're looking fuller in the jaw recently. Have you been working out?"

"That sweater you're wearing could easily pass for a more expensive sweater!"

"I'd Tweet that."

How to compliment a 2logger

"I really see how much you deserve the 2nd log."

"You sir are no bunny. No sir."

"Your pinglies rimple floobilly in the jamtimes."

How to compliment Stodgr

"Wow, that was astonishingly dull and boring. I need a nap."

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