Help always comes from the place you least expect it.

Example 1:

Q: A boy falls into a coma.  The only person who could cure him?

A: Mr. T.   He spent a short amount of time praying, and the boy awoke. (hat tip to Clusterflock)

Example 2:

Q: A hurricane has destroyed your town's levies.  Who's going to save you?

A: Wal-mart.  Apparently, the corporate behemoth is the evil grinch who comes through in the clutch.

Example 3:

Q: Your boss tells you you need to smile, because smiles boost sales.  But you're depressed by the previous two stories.  How'll you manage to crack those pearly whites?

A: Basic office supplies and the resourcefulness of MacGyver.