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Hailin' Palin
Posted by Gerrit at 2008-11-12 17:33:12

I kinda like Sarah Palin. 

I kept my mouth shut on the 2log, lest our disproportionate influence accidentally throw the election to McCoot.  More importantly, I was enjoying SWZ's prolific, amazing rants against her and was afraid that she may stop if I spoke up.  But at the risk of SWZ knocking gazillions of points off me, I really don't think she's as bad as the caricature.

Is she stupid?  Hardly.  She's got an impressive resume, from getting her way onto town council at the age of 28 to her impressive and popular record of reform as governor of Alaska, she's shown grit and smarts.  Is she an expert on foreign policy or even national politics?  Certainly not.  But that's because her pattern shows her becoming an expert and capable leader only on the subjects within her immediate purview.  If you don't believe me, read the Wikipedia entry on her impressive stint as mayor of Wasilla... hardly the record of a ditz.

I think she was wholly unready for the national stage.  Given adequate time to prepare, she might have been an effective veep choice.  But McCoot was so laser-focused on winning the news cycle that he shoved her onstage without any time to prepare.  Given some time to study, she could have been an asset to McCoot.  Instead, she proved to be a PR debacle who barely managed to eke through until the end.  The slapdash way in which McCain handled one of the major decisions of his campaign proved to me that he would be a terrible leader.  Worse, the fact that he thought any ole' pair of ovaries would sway women to vote for him was downright offensive.  But these are negatives that got tacked onto McCain, not Palin.

Throughout her months in the spotlight, my views of her have tended more towards Camille Paglia's than Andrew Sullivan.  In her must-read columns, Paglia has memorably described her as "an explosion of a brand new style of muscular American feminism," stay-at-home Todd as "a huge step forward in American sexual symbolism," and correctly opined that "liberal Democrats are going to wake up from their sadomasochistic, anti-Palin orgy with a very big hangover."  That being said, I have to roll my eyes and laugh out loud at Paglia's fawning description of Palin's speech impediment... "she uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist."  No.  Just no.  Stuttering her way through unfamiliar talking points is not a virtue.  In four years, if she's well studied enough on national policy to remove that stutter, she could be a powerful opponent and dangerous opponent.

Also, did I mention, she's hawt?

Of course, it's hard to imagine a situation in which I'd vote for her.  A talented rising star though she may be, elections are about issues.  As long as I suspect she'll work against the issues I believe in and appoint total jerks to the government, I'll vote against her early and often.  Further, I've seen the damage that's been wrought by officeholders who are beholden to the rabid Christianist base.  Thanks but no thanks on the bridge to divisive, hate-mongering, insanity.

I think Lorne Michaels encapsulated it perfectly: "I think Palin will continue to be underestimated for a while... Her politics aren't my politics.  But you can see that she's a very powerful, very disciplined, incredibly gracious woman."

Go ahead and subtract points, SWZ.


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Slaughterhouse Live
Posted by Gerrit at 2008-11-21 12:02:40

Hahahahahahaha.... watch as Sarah Palin delivers a press conference in front of a guy slaughtering turkeys.  Hilarious.


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Mac is Back!
Posted by Gerrit at 2008-11-21 15:11:50

Nate Silver reports Johnny Mac's website traffic is down to a crawl.  Help cheer the octogenarian sourpuss up by sending him a note at his website.

"Dear Senator.  Could you please rename the internets the Stevens Memorial Tubes.  Also, my neighbor is very loud when he engages in marital activities.  Please silence him.  With an uzi."


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The Rodfather
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-01-09 14:05:17

On a lark, I decided to become a Facebook supporter of Rod Blagojevich.  I'm now part of an exclusive club of 2008 other individuals.  To give you some idea how he stacks up against other losers:

Entity Number of Supporters
OJ Simpson 32
Osama bin Laden 88
Snakes on a Plane 89
Cuil 266
Lehman Brothers 2,331
Carlos Mencia 2,571
Spam 4,315
John Kerry 5,993
Two and a Half Men 192,909
John Mayer 286,908

Anyhow, shortly after becoming Rod's Facebook supporter, I received a friend request from his wife, Patti.  I couldn't resist.  Here is the Facebook page of my online friend, Mrs. Blagojevich:

I'm now only nine friends on the chopping block away from a free Whopper.

Honestly, I think Blagojevich is a douchebag, but I like him slightly more than feckless waste of space Harry Reid.  As lefties, we always complain that our elected representatives are absolutely impotent.  Faced with a House and Senate full of wimps, it's nice to see somebody who's excited by power. 

Blago has taught us all an important lesson.  Blessed are those who are willing to persevere and fight against the steepest odds, for they are the true winners.


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OH HECK YES!
Posted by Sam Dingman at 2009-02-17 14:10:20

Smile America!  We haven't heard the last of our hero.


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Preach On, David Brooks
Posted by Sam Dingman at 2009-02-25 14:36:13


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2012 Rock
Posted by Gerrit at 2009-02-26 09:10:55

Bobby Jindal as Kenneth Parcell.  I LOVE IT.  Heck, let's take the comparisons between the weak Republican bench and the strong characters of 30 Rock all the way!

Jenna Maroney = Charlie Crist
The dumb blonde.  Flaunts their sexuality flagrantly.  Most likely to break into spontaneous song.

Tracy Jordan = Ron Paul
The third heat!  Will say whatever crazy thought pops into his head.  Secretly brilliant.

Jack Donaghy = Mitt Romney
Wealthy capitalist with perfectly coiffed hair.  Once showered with Greta van Susteren

Liz Lemon = Sarah Palin
You're going to make it after all!

Not Pictured Above:

 

Pete Hornberger = Fred Thompson
Ok, this is just an excuse for a rant.  Scott Adsit is secretly the best character on the show, but where is he this season other than the title sequence?

Frank Rossitanno = Tim Pawlenty
As creepy as a mile is wide
 


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Sarah Veilin'
Posted by Gerrit at 2010-07-28 14:56:01

Twitter is a website with excessive valuation, no value and repugnant values.  They up and censored @Sarahs_View, our helpful utility designed to present Sarah's viewpoint on a wide range of issues.

This flagrant act of censorship must be refudiated.  Fortunately, our ace fictional lawyer, Burt Wainwright, is building an airtight case even as we speak.  Prepare for a subpoena, Biz Stone!

In the meantime, you can entertain yourself by watching the Taiwanese view of Sarah:


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