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South Parks and Recreation
Act I, Scene I
INTERIOR: AZIZ ANSARI and AMY POEHLER in the main office sitting at a table.
AZIZ ANSARI: Up yours, boss lady!
AMY POEHLER: How dare you speak that way to a government employee! That is insubordination. Or worse, high treason and terrorism. What is it with you g--d---'ed Muslims always trying to destroy our government!
AZIZ ANSARI: Um, I meant I up your wager. Remember, we're playing poker?
AMY POEHLER: Oh right, the card game. I fold.
AZIZ ANSARI: What the f--- is wrong with you, b----? How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not a f---in' Muslim.
AMY POEHLER: Oh. Well then shut up, Jew.
INTERN: Hey everybody, whatcha doing?
AMY POEHLER: Playing poker. You wanna join?
INTERN: You know gambling's illegal?
AMY POEHLER: OH NO, REALLY!?!?!
[AMY POEHLER goes into an apoplectic rage and beats INTERN to death with a fire extinguisher.]
AZIZ ANSARI: Oh my God, you killed Aubrey!
RON SWANSON (offstage): You bastard.
AMY POEHLER: You know what, I learned something today. Every now and then terrorist Jews will attack our freedom to gamble. When that happens, sometimes an intern has to die.
RON SWANSON (offstage): You're all fired.