First post is MINE, fools!

It's actually 3 minutes until the debate, but has anybody noticed how biased Lou Dobbs' poll questions always are?  It's always like "Can you believe the audacity of so-and-so being a lying ass?  Yes or no?"  And the results are always like 94%-6%, with the majority agreeing with Dobbs.

Cynicism has already set in. I just found out this debate is two hours long.

We have another year of this?

Wolf Blitzer just announced that the candidates will be receiving questions from both journalists and..."ordinary people." 

Which journalists apparently are not?

Wow. So the first two questions are not about the issues but about Hillary herself. I'm no Hillary fan, but wouldn't the best way to call her out on her lack of substance be to ask her about issues and let it reveal itself organically?

Nah. This is better theater for CNN.

lets debate issues
relevant to USA
nah, Hill instead. yah

blue-eyed boy wonder
started out earnest, threw mud.
Hill bit back, roar yeah!

biden says get real.
no one gives a crap bout us.
i pass good bills yo.

Upon John Edwards declaration that 35 million people went hungry last year, Ben Masten's response was this, "Yeah...like me!"

This is factually untrue.

Important update!  Lindsay Lohan spent 84 minutes in jail today.  I'll make sure I post updates as they roll into Ao2 HQ.

what the fuck. for real.
all proud of being chummy
fight for our country.