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Posted by Gerrit at 2008-03-31 14:33:16

Lou Dobbs, card-carrying member of the liberal MSM, got himself all hot and bothered about black politicians like Barack and Condi trying to moderate a discussion about race.  Perhaps he himself was hoping to be this moderator.  Unfortunately, after the following Freudian slip, he may have disqualified himself from just such a discussion:

Now... just what was he trying to say?  Cotton-candy eating?  Cotton-shirt wearing?  Cotton-swab using?

Hat tip to Talking Points Memo


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100,000 Mon, Mar 31 '08
07:38:56 PM
the best part is the recovery. you can practically hear the fraction of the "ohhhhh i'm a motherfucking idiot" second he experiences, and then the gall. the get-up and get-go to keep on keepin' on. he overdoes it, don't you think? don't miss a beat til the end with the "You got it [authoritative headwag]."

You got it.
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-28 Mon, Mar 31 '08
08:37:16 PM
Just a cotton-picking minute. Don't blow your goldurn tops. Doggone it, the man is just using some quality PG swearing.

I mean, shootapickle!
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28 Mon, Mar 31 '08
10:25:32 PM
They'll have to spend hours bleeping out the sass-back!
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