Honestly, I find nothing more boring than election-year politics.

I hate it all.  Total yawnfest of pandering, lies, fabricated arguments and bullshit. 

And the last thing I need driven home for me is how so much of the general public buys it hook, line and sinker -- proving itself over and over again to be the same retarded single-issue fuckheads trying to tongue the big G's bung by voting for the morons with the biggest hellfire and brimstone campaign tactics.

That said, for the life of me I couldn't figure out the smiles that spread across peoples' faces at the mention of Mike Huckabee.  Surely I hadn't judged him correctly over the 50+/- words I've heard him sputter...

Let's ask Slate:  http://www.slate.com/id/2182358/

Hey look at that, I AM right.  He IS a stupid, redneck piece of white Southern trash.  I'm stunned.