Whatever corn bran is (rabbit food, maybe?), just douse it Worscestershire sauce and you'll be tappin' your toes like nobody can believe.
Make sure you make a lot of it for your friends... because your friends don't like it and that means more for yourself..
Restrict yourself to making Party Mix only in the timeframe between Thanksgiving and New Year's. Plus a mid-January batch with the leftover ingredients. Otherwise, you'll need a new belt.
When you say "tappin' your toes like nobody can believe," is that in reference to the panic dance that ensues once you consume four cups of corn-flavored Colon Blow and the need for solo facilities presents itself once your large intestine informs you of its idea to relocate outside of your body?
