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Scantron
Posted by The Phil Wells at 2011-01-25 14:08:50

 I work for one of those test prep companies, and for a while there I was responsible for making sure the Scantron tests scanned correctly.  Here is a list of names I have used to fill in the bubbles in that section of these scanned tests.  

  • Arsebums McGillicutty
  • Magnus Chestblossom
  • Rich J Tuckustoots
  • Antwon Fornipolio
  • AAAA AAAAAAAAAA
  • Pirate Astronaut
  • Butt Loafbutt
  • Cankles Fattitubb
  • Wink Fartlepoots
  • Tristan Apestump
  • Wedge Hangnail
  • Grump Angerteets

 

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28 Tue, Jan 25 '11
02:18:13 PM
Scantron is my second favorite Transformer.
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0 Wed, Jan 26 '11
12:06:42 PM
Who is your favorite Transformer?
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1,972 Wed, Jan 26 '11
12:11:17 PM

 
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14 Tue, Jan 25 '11
03:08:54 PM
What about me?
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672 Tue, Jan 25 '11
03:35:43 PM
ANGERTEETS!

I paused a mangled VHS tape of MST3K Space Mutiny over and over and over to record the list of names the Bots give the square, blonde star:

Personal favorite:
Big McLargeHuge

Honorable mentions:
Lump Beefbroth
Gristle McThornBody
Splint Chesthair
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Mutiny Tue, Jan 25 '11
03:40:06 PM
Listen, lady! I don't need this!
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0 Wed, Jan 26 '11
09:49:49 AM
Put on your helmet! We will be reaching speeds of 4!  
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Floor Wax Wed, Jan 26 '11
12:13:12 PM
Let's see what this lark can do!
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0 Wed, Jan 26 '11
05:53:31 PM
I don't know if this'll help, but HO! HO! HO!
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