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It's All Fun and Games till Someone Loses an Eye
Posted by Shay at 2010-10-17 15:18:34

I'm sure I don't have to remind you of everyone's favorite Denny's commercial:

But have you ever noticed the disturbing subtext of this seemingly innocent little clip? Look closely:

That's right, while singing and dancing to please his prepubescent audience, Nannerpuss is actually so full of self-loathing that he tears out his own eye and casually casts it among the scattered debris of his pancakey existence (which in this case seems to include some anthropomorphic pieces of fruit that have an eerie resemblance to aborted fetuses and a strange blue fluid - probably Drano from an early and unsuccessful suicide attempt).

So it turns out that Nannerpuss is not a conflation of banana(er) and Octopus but actually of banana(er) and Oedipus.

Will you ever be able to look at that one-eyed mustachioed face in the same way? If your answer is still yes then watch this, if you dare:

 


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Filed Under: Greek Mythology, Ophthalmology, Bananology, Pancakeology

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28 Sun, Oct 17 '10
05:28:53 PM
I love Nannerpuss!
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28 Mon, Oct 18 '10
12:10:23 PM
The Nannerpus complex is one of the most difficult psychological disorders facing young pancakes.
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96 Wed, Oct 20 '10
10:13:29 AM
YES!

Also, perhaps you will remember this: http://2log.biz/?blog_id=2843
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333 Wed, Oct 20 '10
11:30:48 AM
I'm bringing my produce into counseling today!
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