Not sure about you, but I'll admit it -- I'm addicted to Foursquare, the new(ish) social media game that's rapidly gaining a huge following. You can collect badges on Foursquare for visiting ("checking in" to) various places around your city. You can collect badges for checking in to museums, restaurants, parks, and more.
I always want more badges. As a New Yorker, I'm lucky, because there are more badge opportunities here than any other city or town in the world.
Lately, I've been thinking about other kinds of Foursquare badges that we could create. Here are some we ought to try:
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Gacy
You've successfully destroyed the lives of 3 children in one week! John Wayne Gacy would be proud.
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Terrorific
Wow! That's 5 check-ins in one week to secret Al-Qaeda locations. You're the bomb!
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Babyslasher
Forget the "Babysitter" badge - it looks like you've found 3 abortion clinics in your city. Nicely done!
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