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Freak Me Out
Posted by Candice at 2010-07-19 12:15:07

I keep getting these creepy advertisements in the mail from Time Warner Cable.  In an effort to get me to know how much they care about me, they've been sending me customized postcards, such as these: 

I double-dog dare you to make a better one (and by better, I mean creepier).

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0 Mon, Jul 19 '10
02:21:14 PM
Look, Candice
It would be redundant to tell you:
"We know where you live."
You know we know,
you got this fucking postcard from us,
didn't you, Candice?
Yes, we said "fucking postcard."
we can say "fucking postcard"
because we're fucking HBO.
So if you know what's good for you, Candice, You'd better subscribe.
And we mean soon, Candice,
because you need more drama in your life,
and one way or another, you're going to get it.
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9,000 Tue, Jul 20 '10
04:34:58 AM
As usual, HBO's writing is superb.
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5,000 Mon, Jul 19 '10
03:57:33 PM
Candice: It's What's For Dinner
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-15,000 Tue, Jul 20 '10
04:42:27 AM
I'm taking away all your points, ha ha ha!
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0 Tue, Jul 20 '10
08:40:34 AM
sniffle.
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90 Tue, Jul 20 '10
12:51:19 PM
I didn't mean to be mean...
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