You know what? I've had it!

To paraphrase the bowdlerized Sam Jackson, I'm so Mustard-Flinging sick of these Munster-Slicing Lolcats on the Mothra-Flunking internet!

Learn to spell, hippies! Also, get off my lawn! And finally, get a job!

You're not funny!

Wait, let me write it so you'll understand:

ur nut phunnie!!!!!!!!!!1

Of course I realize no fad can ever go away until something else replaces it, so instead of these insipid furry creatures let me introduce you to the much classier ShakesPorn - combining high-minded literary texts (e.g. Shakespeare) with, well, porn. And who doesn't like porn? Here are a few examples to get you started (images below are rated G, so as not offend our predominantly Christian/conservative audience; also, Evolution is just a theory and Sarah Palin is both intelligent and attractive)

Timon of Athens

Richard II

And it doesn't have to be Shakespeare, here, for example, is Milton:

Paradise Lost