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What with all the Thanksgiving cheer and Movember merriness, I thought it was high time to stir things up a little here at the 2log. Hence, allow me to share my hatred of nature's foulest creatures, a threat to our national security and an insult to all beings with eyes. I speak, of course, of the bunny rabbit.
I would just love to drop the proverbial hammer on all the bunnies that have invaded our planet. It is a rarely known fact that rabbits, or wabbits, are actually mutant lizards that glue fur to themselves to lure in cute little mice and tweety birds before killing them in cold blood. If you are still not convinced, allow me to quote from the Bible:
The rabbit, though it is bringing up the cud, yet the hoof it divideth not -- unclean it is to you.
Leviticus 11:5
So you see, bunnies are not only dangerous and an affront to humanity, but they apparently do not bathe as well. That is why I'm asking you to join me in ridding our precious earth of this cursed beast.
Will we succeed?
YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Filed Under:
rabbits, hatred, irrationality, preemption
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Sun, Mar 15 '09
05:13:42 PM |
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i hate you!you stink!and that is not what the bible says!it says,and the coney,because he cheweth cud,but divideth not the hoof;he is unclean unto you.-lev.11:5 you suck! bunnies are cool!
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your own Medicine
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Sun, Apr 5 '09
10:05:15 PM |
What with all the Thanksgiving cheer and Movember merriness, I thought it was high time to stir things up a little here at the 2log. Hence, allow me to share my hatred of nature's foulest creatures, a threat to our national security and an insult to all beings with eyes. I speak, of course, of the King of Queens.
I would just love to drop the proverbial hammer on all the Doug Heffernans that have invaded our planet. It is a rarely known fact that Kevin James, or Kevin George Knipfing, is actually a mutant lizard that glues UPS shorts to himself to lure in stupid little scientologists and old comedians before killing their careers in cold blood. If you are still not convinced, allow me to quote from the Bible:
The King Of Queens, though it lasteth for nine seasons, yet did not make a single funny joke -- unclean it is to you.
TV-Guidicus 11:5
So you see, The King of Queens is not only dangerous and an affront to humanity, but he apparently does not bathe as well. That is why I'm asking you to join me in ridding our precious earth of this cursed beast.
Will we succeed?
YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Point Bomb
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Mon, Jul 20 '09
11:33:10 AM |
The conclusive answer: No. A rabbit does not chew a cud.
SOURCE: Dictionary.com:
What is the definition of cud? Tobacco chew qualifies as cud.
DEF #1
cud ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kd)
n.
Food regurgitated from the first stomach to the mouth of a ruminant
and chewed again.
Something held in the mouth and chewed, such as a quid of tobacco.
[Middle English, from Old English cudu.]
DEF #2
Main Entry: cud
Pronunciation: 'k&d, 'kud
Function: noun
: food brought up into the mouth by a ruminating animal from its first
stomach to be chewed again
DEF #3
cud
n 1: food of a ruminant regurgitated to be chewed again [syn: rechewed
food] 2: a wad of something chewable as tobacco [syn: chew, chaw,
quid, plug, wad]
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cud
The rabbit's "caecal pellet" which is in controversy, is not chewed
but rather, it is swallowed whole. To qualify as cud, a wad must be
chewed.
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