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Posted by DJ Flav at 2009-12-01 20:59:39

What really happened to Tiger Woods this past Friday?

Various pundits speculate that it may have been a result of domestic violence (compiled by the Atlantic Wire).

Meanwhile, a Chinese news program reconstructs the accident using state-of-the-art CGI effects (the best part starts around the 1:00 mark):

Of course, the real answers lie within your own soul, or in other words... You tell 'em, Cos.

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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9,999 Tue, Dec 1 '09
10:54:29 PM
I can't tell if that was journalism or a video game, but I can tell that it was awesome.
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28 Wed, Dec 2 '09
07:50:02 AM
I wasn't really following the story so this really helped clear things up.
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4 Pudding pops Wed, Dec 2 '09
04:42:33 PM
You see you got this here creature next to me which has fangs and hair and scibbidiy dibbidy and he's like a tiger and he's going zobbidy frabble pip pip pudding pops and he's a-walking in the woods, going zoot zoot frunglefart and so that's how you get the Tiger and the Woods.
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109,999 Wed, Dec 2 '09
08:10:22 PM
I'm with Public Opinion. Definitely journalism.
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