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Hair Raising Tales
Posted by Shay at 2009-09-22 09:20:34

For almost three months now I've been swimming for two hours a day, five times a week.

Has it made me healthier? Probably. Happier? Possibly. Saner? Probably not. These are all so hard to quantify, but there is one very noticable change that has occured due to this new habit of mine, and I can now tell you wholeheartedly and even provide visual proof that swimming turns you into a blonde!

I direct your attention to exhibit A, a photo of myself about four months ago, examining some delicious looking cows:

Black and Proud

Now feast your eyes on exhibit B, a very recent photo of myself striking a somewhat Flavian pose:

Brown round my crown

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is real! No trick of the light here, in fact here's an extreme close up (Exhibit C):

Amber waves of hair

I believe it's only a matter of time before I become legally Blonde. I just hope I don't go through a ginger phase (shudder).


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9.8 Tue, Sep 22 '09
05:15:20 PM
Perhaps it's the sooty NY air pollution leaving your hair.

Which means if you return, your youthful blackened locks will likely also return!
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28 Wed, Sep 23 '09
04:44:30 PM
I almost didn't recognize you!
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333 Thu, Sep 24 '09
12:18:28 PM
If it's brown drink it down
If it's black, send it back.
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200 Thu, Sep 24 '09
02:08:36 PM
dude, you're parting your hair to the side now? is that like for a class picture or something? or do you want me to sign you're frickin' yearbook! and I'd watch out for ginger bush, I hear its a mean affliction . . .
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-2 Thu, Sep 24 '09
02:09:42 PM
why's that shady looking guy checkin out my ass? leave my ass out of this!
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-5,000 Thu, Sep 24 '09
02:55:39 PM
Close-ups of hair follicles make me nauseated. NOW WHERE'S MY BAND??
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