1. Do you know what a mohel is?
He’s the guy who performs circumcisions according to Jewish tradition.
2. Do you know who Zero Mostel is?
He’s the great actor featured in movies like The Producers, Rhinoceros (both with the equally great Gene Wilder), and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.
3. Do you have a picture of this guy?
Sure, here you go:
4. Do you know what would be great?
It would be great if Zero Mostel were alive and asked to star in a movie about a mohel.
5. Why would that be great?
Because the movie would be called: A Funny thing happened on the way to the Foreskin
6. Have you been drinking?