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Posted by Winston Smith at 2009-05-04 14:10:06

Oh GOD!  Get to a boat!  Get to a Boat!

This is what we've trained for people.  This is it.  The Zombie Apocalypse is here, and it’s every man, woman, and republican for themselves. 

I, and my cricket bat, will be rendezvousing at Freddies, where we will make our last stand. 
 


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28 Mon, May 4 '09
02:41:44 PM
Gerrit's been warning us about the Dweezil days since the long ago time before Ben stopped posting on the 2log. Unfortunately, I don't know how to play cricket so I suppose I'm doomed.
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280 Mon, May 4 '09
02:49:20 PM
FEAR NOT MY FRIEND!!! My fellow Albrightians and I have come up with a clever solution to the impending zombie apocalypse. However, this ploy will be released to the public at the proper time.
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28 Mon, May 4 '09
03:16:30 PM
Let the zombies get Jenny McCarthy first, then you can release your ploy.
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28 Mon, May 4 '09
09:14:46 PM
Deal.
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37 Tue, May 5 '09
07:56:40 AM
I'll bring salt and vinegar crisps, and Queen's Greatest Hits.
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19 Tue, May 5 '09
08:15:38 AM
salt & vinegar crisps AND Queen? This almost makes our impending doom worth it.
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9.21 Tue, May 5 '09
09:49:39 AM
Zom-beez everybody...and DON'T!
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27.5 Tue, May 5 '09
09:23:47 PM
isn't liquor flammable? I mean, its a great way to protect yourself if it comes to that. I recommend Freddie's with any attack of zombies.
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-27.5 Wed, May 6 '09
06:42:56 AM
Burn the liquor?

Blasphemy!

Sounds like zombie talk to me. Has the puggle sneezed on you after being in contact with pigs?
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