Candice wanted me to roll out the red carpet for her arrival on the 2log, so here she goes:

As the proprietor of the hilarious Spam Carnival, she makes a living finding humor in nonsensical internet writings.  This means she should be well equipped to wade through the 2log.

Unfortunately, winning the points competition will likely prove difficult.  We're easily swayed by delicious food, and few of us enjoy the taste of gelatinous meatlike product.  Keep reading for the next week to see if she has any tastier morsels to offer...