Oh glorious juices what seeps through my veins.  It's not the beerz, but the sciencez!

• Life on Mars: NASA's terrible publicists dump the nooze before a weekend.  Not only does Mars have water, but it has rich soil which could support life.  More particularly, life like asparagus.  Beware the salad invasion from beyond!
• Space Oddity: WTFrac?  The universe is a big ole' fractal.  This may be a little tough to get your head around, but "fractal" essentially means that the universe displays similarity at different scales.  Stars forming into galaxies is similar to how galaxies form into clusters.  No surprise there, that's gravity at work.  Most scientists reckon it can only go on so long, since the universe has only had 15 billion years worth of expansion in which to self-organize.  But what's new and weird is that the universe appears to be fractal as far as the eye can see.
• Soul Love: Scientists think the best cure for anxiety disorder is the chronic.

The takeaway: If we decide to combat earth's massive anxiety problems by planting marijuana on Mars, then the self-similarity of the universe implies THERE ARE SHZILLIONS OF POT PLANETS! 

Sounds to me like a moonage daydream.  Bowie?